I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue

[I brive a dus <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>]

This group has gone totally fucking insane.
I can't keep up with what threads are what or with who the hell is
using new aliases, and on top of that I thought I saw someone mention
that Mike died.
What I have ascertained is that the fighting is starting up again.
Hurray!!!!!!!!!! What I haven't figured out though is who is fighting
with whom.
None of this would be bothering me if we had some sunshine here in NY.
I'd be out in the garden planting the tomatoes, corn, peppers, cukes,
eggplants, etc if only the damn sun would shine. 10 1/2 inches of
rain, a heavy workload, and my son cutting 749,000 new teeth makes
this place my evening constitutional so I am begging you to:

Stick with 1 fucking name. Babu Patel or whatever the hell it is has
no place on a security board.

Post less 'press releases' than the press wants to read. Condense them

Read a damn manual and leave the Honeywell dude alone (even if he acts
smug)

Remove the letter U from the words color & neighbor

Find Roland a girlfriend and a keyboard with overdrive

End the silly click copy save shit or whatever the hell that is

Try just posting a link to that beat to death BBB report instead of
the whole magilla.

Teach LaLonde how to fish

Have Mark arrested for wearing those Wonder Woman spandex pants while
posing next to his 3 wheeled hoppity horse.

Donate to the "Free Jim Rojas" anti death penalty fund

Buy Bob Campbell a Memo Mate so he can remember he parked his dogsled
in B section row 13

and finally Bring Back RODNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This group just isn't the same without Rodney. I don't know about you
guys but I feel cheated when I think about how the saga of Kathy &
George isn't shared with us, or when Rodney doesn't keep us informed
on the progress of Dan Quayle's alarm. Rodney was the glue that bound
us and without him we are lost sheep.

Now failure on your part to comply will result in me mentioning
R_F_I_  and we all know what that will mean.