Re: OT; joke

[Jim <alarminex@xxxxxxx>]

On Apr 17, 10:43?pm, "Crash Gordon" <webmas...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
> The Husband Store, Ltd.
>
> A new store that sells new husbands has opened in town, where a woman may go
> to choose a husband. So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to shop for a
> husband.
> At the entrance she finds a description of how the store operates:
>

Surgeons Prefer...

Five surgeons from five big cities are discussing who makes the best
 patients to operate on.

 The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on
 my
 operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
 numbered."

 The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try
 electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

 The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians
are
 the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

 The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
 construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a
few
 parts left over."

 But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he
 observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on.
 There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
 head and the ass are interchangeable."