OT; joke

["Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

The Husband Store, Ltd.


A new store that sells new husbands has opened in town, where a woman may go
to choose a husband. So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to shop for a
husband.
At the entrance she finds a description of how the store operates:


You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building.


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. The shopper proceeds to the second floor,
where the sign reads:


Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The shopper proceeds to the
third floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth
floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but
she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please proceed to the exit.


To avoid being accused of gender bias, the store's owner also opened a Wife
Store just across the street with the same store policy.


The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.


The third through sixth floors have never been visited. DUH