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Re: Will pet friendly motion detector work with my dog?



On 3 Oct 2006 02:32:40 -0700, "Everywhere Man" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>
wrote:

>I hope you outlive wet farts.
>As a matter of fact you and wet farts have more in common than you
>think
>For instance both you and the wet fart have been known to cause skid
>marks, although the wet fart never claimed a life.
>The mere presence of both you and the wet fart causes embarassment to
>the person who delivered you.
>and both you and the wet fart will create so much noise that people
>will stop what they are doing to listen only to realize it's nothing
>but another dribbling asshole talking shit.
>
>As for the chemo treatments I have decided to help you adjust your
>famous prison story's final line........
>"Excuse me.........Who are you calling white? I'm YELLOW!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you owe me a monitor too!!!!

--

-Graham
(remove the double e's to email)


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