Jim & Bob

["Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Throwing red meat on the table at Thanksgiving isn't the thing to do I
suppose. However being 'tasked' so to speak by Jim to read more of the RLB
love fest I went to this site he pointed to. Well there was something there
from 2000 I think. There was this long diatribe and stuffed in there was a
quote that I almost overlooked at first.  The whole thing seemed to be more
or less cut and paste job from a few thesauri. When I read it I thought it
had some great stuff in there from where ever he did the cut and paste. But
now I wonder, especially when I think of the one quote in there that was
something like "sheep would not have sex with you." Certainly strikes the
funny bone at first. But then one can over think it. Do sheep have sex with
humans to show respect? How exactly would one come to that knowledge or
conclusion? Could one become fluent in the sheep dialect from regular
congress with sheep? Is it from hanging out at the sheep brothel and
overhearing gossip betwwen the sheep and the patrons? Is it pillow talk? And
how does that all not boomerang back? Is it kind of like saying "I am a
great guy and therefore I can have all the sex with sheep I want anytime,
but you are rotten and so they won't put out for you"? And just how does a
sheep pick the good guys wanting sex with sheep from the bad guys wanting
the same thing? I am not sure many folks would like to be put to the test to
see if a sheep's ass would be available to him and thus feel he is a pretty
decent fellow. And is the sheep's ass offer good enough or does the sheep
have to go all the way to know for sure? Would you need to have a sex tape
for proof? And what would prevent someone from seeing the tape and saying
the sheep was faking it or just doing it for the money? Seems like an expert
is needed. I can only guess who would be called an expert on the subject and
why. Would political t-shirts appear with sayings like "Vote for me, a
thousand sheep can't be wrong". So then political ads on TV would become
scenes from a sheep ranch with various political hacks "boned up " with
viagra humping every sheep in site? And what then would become of the
politician's "staff"? Forget voting. Why count votes when you can count
sheep? And what about a bad female politician? Would she make that Ram
Dodge? Would the ASPCA approve? There is lot's to consider about this.