Re: Jim & Bob

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"Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Throwing red meat on the table at Thanksgiving isn't the thing to do I
> suppose. However being 'tasked' so to speak by Jim to read more of the RLB
> love fest I went to this site he pointed to. Well there was something
there
> from 2000 I think. There was this long diatribe and stuffed in there was a
> quote that I almost overlooked at first.  The whole thing seemed to be
more
> or less cut and paste job from a few thesauri. When I read it I thought it
> had some great stuff in there from where ever he did the cut and paste.
But
> now I wonder, especially when I think of the one quote in there that was
> something like "sheep would not have sex with you." Certainly strikes the
> funny bone at first. But then one can over think it. Do sheep have sex
with
> humans to show respect? How exactly would one come to that knowledge or
> conclusion? Could one become fluent in the sheep dialect from regular
> congress with sheep? Is it from hanging out at the sheep brothel and
> overhearing gossip betwwen the sheep and the patrons? Is it pillow talk?
And
> how does that all not boomerang back? Is it kind of like saying "I am a
> great guy and therefore I can have all the sex with sheep I want anytime,
> but you are rotten and so they won't put out for you"? And just how does a
> sheep pick the good guys wanting sex with sheep from the bad guys wanting
> the same thing? I am not sure many folks would like to be put to the test
to
> see if a sheep's ass would be available to him and thus feel he is a
pretty
> decent fellow. And is the sheep's ass offer good enough or does the sheep
> have to go all the way to know for sure? Would you need to have a sex tape
> for proof? And what would prevent someone from seeing the tape and saying
> the sheep was faking it or just doing it for the money? Seems like an
expert
> is needed. I can only guess who would be called an expert on the subject
and
> why. Would political t-shirts appear with sayings like "Vote for me, a
> thousand sheep can't be wrong". So then political ads on TV would become
> scenes from a sheep ranch with various political hacks "boned up " with
> viagra humping every sheep in site? And what then would become of the
> politician's "staff"? Forget voting. Why count votes when you can count
> sheep? And what about a bad female politician? Would she make that Ram
> Dodge? Would the ASPCA approve? There is lot's to consider about this.
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