Re: Missing sock syndrome

["ABLE_1" <able1no@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

This has brought tears to my eyes.  ROFL
Thanks.............................


"Jim" <alarminex@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>
> Crash Gordon wrote:
>> Why is it that I have 300 brown surface mount contacts but only 4 brown
>> magnets?
>> 100 beige magnets but only 10 beige switches, 6000 white recessed magnets
>> but only 10 contacts?
>
> I guess no one ever informed you.
>
> Magnetic contacts are designed with the ability to change color if they
> are not used prior to a certain time. It differs by manufacturer, type
> of contact and the time of the year. The change takes place at more
> rapid intervals in the summer, during breeding season.
>
> Also, at other times, they change gender ...... from contacts to
> magnets and and from one model to another and back again. The frequency
> and the rapidity of the change is usually determined by whether they're
> stored in the light or in a dark place and how often they're exposed to
> either which means your geographic latitude is a also a factor.
>
> It's very very complicated, which is the reason most people don't talk
> about it much.
>
>
>>
>> Drives me nuts...it's like the hotdog bun conundrum.
>
> I like mustard as my favorite conumdrument on hotdogs.
>
>>
>> And where the hell is my left sock anyway?
>
> Where all old socks eventually end up .......... In sock heaven.
>