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Re: Newbie cable question
ha ha ha ha.........
"Frank Olson" <Please-use-the-email-links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
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> "Russell Brill" <russwbrill@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>>>>I hate the false alarms caused by lint balls in the air ducts........
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>>> Jack up the inputs and the laser'll "zap" the lint balls... :-))
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>> Good idea, but will a higher setting on the laser injure a burglar or a
>> maintenance man??? I don't want to be sued for security
>> malpractice.......... :-))
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> Jack up the inputs enough and you won't have to worry. You'll just have
> to change the air filters a little more often.
>
> Did you read that article about the new fangled way they're "cremating"
> the "dearly departed" in Sweden?? They dip the bodies in liquid nitrogen
> for five minutes, put them in a special capsule that sends a series of
> ultrasonic pulses through the frozen remains and "boom". Instant
> freeze-dried powder. You don't even have to grind the bones. Your "loved
> one" is returned to you in a special fibre box (made of recycled paper)
> that they even suggest you bury it in your back yard and plant an apple or
> pear tree on top.
>
> "Gee, Ma, these pears are delicious."
>
> "You bet, your Grandpa's all over them."
>
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