Re: Warning To Those Considering A Home Security Alarm System

["Where's my WEBTV?" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>]

Listen rump rocket, there is no way in hell you could ever be confused
with Bass.
You're not in his league. Sure you could visit alt.plumpers, or run a
woman over with your car. Hell you can even lie on a license
application, post as ThelmaSue, call the employers of those who post
here, claim to be half jewish, or crank call Mike Sabodish's house, but
can NEVER, EVER, EVER, achieve the legendary jackass status of Bass. Be
warned you retarded mallard When Bass finally spots you it will be
lights out.
Fear the Fish!


Sonicduck wrote:
> yep...
>
> I'm really SONIC BASS in disguise...
>
> If you turds are so good, just reprogram me...
>
>
> laughing all the way to the john...