Re: Stupid Human tricks

["Bob Worthy" <securinc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

"Crash Gordon®" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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You suffering from IPSS? Impact Printer Separation Syndrome. Do you need a
good support group? Hang in there man...you'll make it through.

Do you have the "GEEK SQUAD" out there? They are run all over down here with
their little VW's.


"Jim" <alarminex@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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| Jim Rojas wrote:
| > I use double window envelopes I buy from Walmart.
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| > Jim Rojas
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| >
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| Don't know how much the prices would vary from area to area but I'm
| paying $36.00/$38.00 per 500 from Staples. Office Max is about the
| same. In the past, I've looked on line and with shipping, even from the
| discount houses, it all winds up just a few dollars different. Haven't
| checked on line lately or Walmarts either. I just think they're going
| to remain at that price until someone comes out with a more convenient
| method to lable envelopes and co-ordinate it with the contents.
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| I started out with lables, when I first started. Something always got
| screwed up with a mailing or trying to print just a few lables because
| some got screwed up or something.
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| The all-enclosed invoice with the tractor fed paper was pretty costly
| also but it sure was convenient. But now you can't get a tractor feed
| impact printer, that'll print clearly through all the copies
| anymore..... for a reasonable price... that is. I had a Toshiba pin
| printer that I think would have printed through a piece of cardboard.
| Printer cost $2000.00 back in the 80's. It was 130 column wide. Just
| threw it out about a year or so ago. No one had parts to repair the
| print head, anymore. In all that time, the only thing to fail on it was
| the print head ...... once in the 90's. By the time it went again, they
| didn't make parts for it anymore. Thing weighed about 40 pounds.
| Shoulda bought a spare print head for it, I guess.
|
| Anyway, the all enclosed invoice got too expensive, so that's when I
| went to ink jet, which didn't work for me. Then back to the impact
| printer with double window envelopes. Now, laser with double window
| envelopes........ which is more expensive than the impact printer what
| with toner supplies, paper and all. Impact printer had real inexpensive
| ribbon and inexpensive tractor feed paper.
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| I put it out on top of the garbage can by the curb for pick up and
| couldn't keep my self from watching them "just throw it in the back of
| their damn ol truck, like a piece of garbage"   "Sniff sniff" I though
| maybe they'd just sort of, kind of ... ya know ... "place" it .......
| Ya know what I mean?   But they just THREW IT!  "Sniff" Every once in a
| while, I come across an old ribbon cartridge or a piece of the edging
| from the tractor feed paper  an ...... an ..... SNIFF ......
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| OHHHHH God! I'LL JUST NEVER FORGIVE THEM!
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| ....JUST LEAVE ME ALONE .......I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE!
| LEAVE ME ALONE ... I SAID ...... DON'T, DON'T ........ JUST LEAVE ME
| BE....
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| I .. I'LL BE ALRIGHT IN A LITTLE WHILE.  SNIFFFFFFFF!
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