Re: Stupid Human tricks

[Crash Gordon® <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Yah...I love their v-dubs...great marketing scheme!


"Bob Worthy" <securinc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message =
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| "Crash Gordon=AE" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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| You suffering from IPSS? Impact Printer Separation Syndrome. Do you =
need a
| good support group? Hang in there man...you'll make it through.
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| Do you have the "GEEK SQUAD" out there? They are run all over down =
here with
| their little VW's.
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| "Jim" <alarminex@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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| | Jim Rojas wrote:
| | > I use double window envelopes I buy from Walmart.
| | >
| | > Jim Rojas
| | >
| | >
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| |
| | Don't know how much the prices would vary from area to area but I'm
| | paying $36.00/$38.00 per 500 from Staples. Office Max is about the
| | same. In the past, I've looked on line and with shipping, even from =
the
| | discount houses, it all winds up just a few dollars different. =
Haven't
| | checked on line lately or Walmarts either. I just think they're =
going
| | to remain at that price until someone comes out with a more =
convenient
| | method to lable envelopes and co-ordinate it with the contents.
| |
| | I started out with lables, when I first started. Something always =
got
| | screwed up with a mailing or trying to print just a few lables =
because
| | some got screwed up or something.
| |
| | The all-enclosed invoice with the tractor fed paper was pretty =
costly
| | also but it sure was convenient. But now you can't get a tractor =
feed
| | impact printer, that'll print clearly through all the copies
| | anymore..... for a reasonable price... that is. I had a Toshiba pin
| | printer that I think would have printed through a piece of =
cardboard.
| | Printer cost $2000.00 back in the 80's. It was 130 column wide. Just
| | threw it out about a year or so ago. No one had parts to repair the
| | print head, anymore. In all that time, the only thing to fail on it =
was
| | the print head ...... once in the 90's. By the time it went again, =
they
| | didn't make parts for it anymore. Thing weighed about 40 pounds.
| | Shoulda bought a spare print head for it, I guess.
| |
| | Anyway, the all enclosed invoice got too expensive, so that's when I
| | went to ink jet, which didn't work for me. Then back to the impact
| | printer with double window envelopes. Now, laser with double window
| | envelopes........ which is more expensive than the impact printer =
what
| | with toner supplies, paper and all. Impact printer had real =
inexpensive
| | ribbon and inexpensive tractor feed paper.
| |
| | I put it out on top of the garbage can by the curb for pick up and
| | couldn't keep my self from watching them "just throw it in the back =
of
| | their damn ol truck, like a piece of garbage"   "Sniff sniff" I =
though
| | maybe they'd just sort of, kind of ... ya know ... "place" it =
.......
| | Ya know what I mean?   But they just THREW IT!  "Sniff" Every once =
in a
| | while, I come across an old ribbon cartridge or a piece of the =
edging
| | from the tractor feed paper  an ...... an ..... SNIFF ......
| |
| | OHHHHH God! I'LL JUST NEVER FORGIVE THEM!
| |
| | ....JUST LEAVE ME ALONE .......I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE!
| | LEAVE ME ALONE ... I SAID ...... DON'T, DON'T ........ JUST LEAVE ME
| | BE....
| |
| | I .. I'LL BE ALRIGHT IN A LITTLE WHILE.  SNIFFFFFFFF!
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