Re: rant: clients

["Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

yah...and some days I wish I were a plumber...don't wanna pay?...thats ok I
just leave all the crap where I found it.



"mikey" <someone@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Joke nuthin', that's a typical garage sale.
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> "Okitoki" <okyaysenturk@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>> Crash, I just want to tell a little joke that might resemble your
>> situation.
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>> There's this guy that enters a jewelry shop and starts to look around.
>> After trying many expensive models he decides to go and buy a really
>> cheap necklace. As there is only one person behind the counter the guy
>> asks the jeweler what the price of the necklace is.
>>
>> J: "It costs 35$'s"
>> G: "Oww wow... Would you mind if I look around a little more"
>> J: "No problem..."
>>
>> Just then the store is barged with tourists and they start to purchase
>> all sorts of expensive stuff. The guy approaches the now very busy
>> jeweler,
>>
>> G: "Could I buy that necklace for 20$?"
>> J: "You've got to be kidding..." And then starts to deal with the other
>> customers...Being patient the guy approaches the jeweler again and
>> says:
>> G: "Is 20$'s ok?"
>> Being very busy and selling thousands of dollars worth of jewelry the
>> jeweler says:
>> J: "Ok please take it for 20$"
>> But just when you thought that this was the end...
>> G: "Then could you sell it to me for 5$"
>> The jeweler being very annoyed wants to get rid of the guy and does not
>> dispute..
>> J: "Ok you can take for 5$... but please pay and leave"
>> Do you think that this guy is going to give up? NO:
>> G: "Could you give it to me for free?"
>> Now the guy is getting on the nerves of the jeweler and all he wants to
>> do is just get rid of the guy...
>> J: "OK please take it and leave... here wrap it up yourself in this
>> box."
>> Now here comes the final question:
>> G: "Can I take two?"
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>> What is the morale?
>> The more you give.... the more you loose!
>> Good-luck
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