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[OT] Office prayer


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  • Subject: [OT] Office prayer
  • From: andy.powell@xxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 18 Sep 2000 10:20:54 +0200
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If you having a bad week, this should help!



Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill
today because they pi**ed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the arse that I might have to kiss
tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

....and help me to remember ........
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to pi** me off...
That it takes 42 muscles to frown,
And only 4 to extend my fingers and tell them to F**K OFF.


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