Re: A horse walks into a bar...

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On 9/21/2021 12:08 AM, Jim Davis wrote:
> On Wednesday, September 15, 2021 at 10:19:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:
>> A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeep says â??youâ??re
>> in here pretty often. Think you might be an alcoholic?â??, to which the
>> horse says â??I donâ??t think I am.â??, and vanishes from existence.
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>> See, the joke is about Descartesâ?? famous philosophy of â??I think
>> therefore, I amâ??, but to explain that part before the rest of the joke
>> would be to put Descartes before the horse.
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>> ~~~ Blatantly stolen from Markem618 on usenet:rec.woodwroking
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> There were two great friends Ollie Oyster and Sam Clam,
> They both died on the same day in a car accident.
> Ollie Oyster, who had led a good life was taken into heaven.
> Upon arrival Ollie was given his harp and wings and told that these were the only ones he would ever get so it was important to take special care of them.
> Sam Clam, on the other hand, was not so lucky, his wild past caught up with him and he was condemned to hell
> One day Ollie Oyster with his harp under his arm approached Saint Peter at the gates of heaven. He asked if he could get a special pass to visit his old friend in hell.
> Saint Peter told Ollie Oyster he could visit hell but had to be back by midnight.
> .
> When Ollie Oyster got to hell, he asked around to find where his friend Sam Calm might be.
> Finally someone told him that Sam Clam owned a wild disco club.
> Ollie Oyster made his way to Sam Clams club and found his old friend and they began to party like crazy. All of a sudden Ollie Oyster looked at the clock. It was 11:50 pm. He barely had time to get back to heaven. He ran all the way to the gates where Saint Peter was waiting.
> Ollie Oyster was quite messed up. His wings were all crooked and dirty and Saint Peter said â??Ollie, where is your harp?
> Ollie stopped, looked at Saint Peter and promptly said, â??I have to go backâ??
> â??I left my harp in Sam Clams discoâ??
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