Re: A horse walks into a bar...

[Jim Davis <alarminex@xxxxxxx>]

On Wednesday, September 15, 2021 at 10:19:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:
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> ~~~ Blatantly stolen from Markem618 on usenet:rec.woodwroking=20
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There were two great friends Ollie Oyster and Sam Clam,
They both died on the same day in a car accident.
Ollie Oyster, who had led a good life was taken into heaven.=20
Upon arrival Ollie was given his harp and wings and told that these were th=
e only ones he would ever get so it was important to take special care of t=
hem.
Sam Clam, on the other hand, was not so lucky, his wild past caught up with=
 him and he was condemned to hell
One day Ollie Oyster with his harp under his arm approached Saint Peter at =
the gates of heaven. He asked if he could get a special pass to visit his o=
ld friend in hell.
Saint Peter told Ollie Oyster he could visit hell but had to be back by mid=
night.
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When Ollie Oyster got to hell, he asked around to find where his friend Sam=
 Calm might be.
Finally someone told him that Sam Clam owned a wild disco club.
Ollie Oyster made his way to Sam Clams club and found his old friend and th=
ey began to party like crazy. All of a sudden Ollie Oyster looked at the cl=
ock. It was 11:50 pm. He barely had time to get back to heaven. He ran all =
the way to the gates where Saint Peter was waiting.
Ollie Oyster was quite messed up. His wings were all crooked and dirty and =
Saint Peter said =E2=80=9COllie, where is your harp?
Ollie stopped, looked at Saint Peter and promptly said, =E2=80=9CI have to =
go back=E2=80=9D
=E2=80=9CI left my harp in Sam Clams disco=E2=80=9D