Re: A few to make you laugh

[Jim Davis <alarminex@xxxxxxx>]

A farmer purchased a rooster and was surprised at what an appetite for sex =
he had. First, he courted all the chickens on the farm. Then he was seen so=
wing his wild oats with the cows, sheep, pigs and turkeys. =20

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   One day the farmer told him, =E2=80=9Cboy, if you don=E2=80=99t slow dow=
n, you=E2=80=99re going to kill yourself.=E2=80=9D But it didn=E2=80=99t sl=
ow the rooster down at all. One day the farmer came out of his house and sa=
w the rooster lying spread eagle, feet in air, and his tongue hanging out h=
is mouth. The farmer was mad and walked up to him.=20

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 =E2=80=9CDagnabbit, I told you that you=E2=80=99d kill yourself if you did=
n=E2=80=99t stop. Now you=E2=80=99re dead as a doornail and ready for roost=
er heaven, ya bird brain.=E2=80=9D=20

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  The rooster opened one eye and pointed up to the sky and said, =E2=80=9CS=
hhhhhhh, buzzards!=E2=80=9D=20