Re: A few to make you laugh

[Bob La Londe <none@none.com99>]

On a cold spring morning `a farmer found a baby bird who had fallen from
its nest.  he looked around, but didn't see the nest or a frantic mother
bird. Being to busy to look further and fearing the poor little guy who
freeze he look around and stuck the little bird in a warm fresh cow plop
to keep it warm until he get get back and look further.  The baby bird
was stunned by the smell for a moment, but quickly recovered and began
to peep loudly.  The farm cat was quickly drawn to the sound where he
found a snack stuck with no way to get away.  He snatched the baby bird
and ran off to one of his secret hidy holes.

The morale of the story is he who puts you in the shit is not
necessarily your enemy and he who plucks you out of the shit is not
necessarily your friend.