Re: OT: Spaghetti

[Nicko <nervous.nick@xxxxxxxxx>]

On Oct 29, 10:53=A0pm, "alarman" <nos...@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
> For several years, a man had been having an affair with an Italian woman.
>
> =A0One night, she confided to him that she was pregnant.
>
> =A0Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a larg=
e sum
> of money if she would go back to Italy to secretly have the child.
>
> =A0Also, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would provide chil=
d
> support until the child turned 18.
>
> =A0She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
>
> =A0To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and w=
rite
> 'Spaghetti' on the back when the child was born.
>
> =A0He would then arrange for the Child Support Payments to begin.
>
> =A0One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
>
> =A0'Honey,' she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'
>
> =A0'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.
>
> =A0The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white=
, and
> fainted.
>
> =A0On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
> Spaghetti.
>
> =A0Three with meatballs, two without. =A0Send extra sauce.

Stick with your day job at the tard farm, my friend.

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