Re: OT: Spaghetti

[mleuck <m.leuck@xxxxxxxxx>]

On Oct 30, 7:56=A0pm, Nicko <nervous.n...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> On Oct 29, 10:53=A0pm, "alarman" <nos...@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
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> > For several years, a man had been having an affair with an Italian woma=
n.
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> > =A0One night, she confided to him that she was pregnant.
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> > =A0Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a la=
rge sum
> > of money if she would go back to Italy to secretly have the child.
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> > =A0Also, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would provide ch=
ild
> > support until the child turned 18.
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> > =A0She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
>
> > =A0To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and=
 write
> > 'Spaghetti' on the back when the child was born.
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> > =A0He would then arrange for the Child Support Payments to begin.
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> > =A0One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
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> > =A0'Honey,' she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'
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> > =A0'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.
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> > =A0The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned whi=
te, and
> > fainted.
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> > =A0On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
> > Spaghetti.
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> > =A0Three with meatballs, two without. =A0Send extra sauce.
>
> Stick with your day job at the tard farm, my friend.
>
> --
> YOP...

How'd you know he works at a tard farm? that is amazing!