Re: OT - Driving in Vancouver

["Doug" <not@xxxxxxxx>]

"Nicko" <nervous.nick@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Jul 18, 11:36 pm, Roger W <alluc...@xxxxxxx> wrote:
> On Jul 18, 2:17 am, Frank Olson
>
> <use_the_email_li...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> > I was driving down the street today and stopped (as most are wont to do)
> > at a red light. While waiting for the light to turn green, I happened
> > to spot a sign on an awning on the side of a building. It said
> > "Japanese Straightening". When the light finally changed I was able to
> > drive past the front of the shop. OK... So the "straightening" part
> > has to do with "hair"...
>
> So what did you think it was referring to at first? A straightening
> service for Japanese gays?

Japanese penises tend to curve,

Around these parts this penis-straightening service is called
"disorientation:"

You could always try changing hands, apparently after a few years it starts
to curve the other way or so I've been told