Re: OT - Driving in Vancouver

[Frank Olson <use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Doug wrote:
> "Nicko" <nervous.nick@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> On Jul 18, 11:36 pm, Roger W <alluc...@xxxxxxx> wrote:
>> On Jul 18, 2:17 am, Frank Olson
>>
>> <use_the_email_li...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>> I was driving down the street today and stopped (as most are wont to do)
>>> at a red light. While waiting for the light to turn green, I happened
>>> to spot a sign on an awning on the side of a building. It said
>>> "Japanese Straightening". When the light finally changed I was able to
>>> drive past the front of the shop. OK... So the "straightening" part
>>> has to do with "hair"...
>> So what did you think it was referring to at first? A straightening
>> service for Japanese gays?
>
> Japanese penises tend to curve,
>
> Around these parts this penis-straightening service is called
> "disorientation:"
>
> You could always try changing hands, apparently after a few years it starts
> to curve the other way or so I've been told


I tried that years ago.  Hurt like hell.  Kinda like combing your hair
"back to front".