Re: Sign Up Or Thieves Will Kill Your Dogs With Oven Cleaner

["Robert L Bass" <Sales@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

"G. Morgan" <usenet_abuse@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:e6da8843d789970e71b54996b66fd5b7np@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> "Leo thought that letting her two dogs greet an approaching ADT salesman
> would
> be enough of a hint that she didn't want their security services. Nope! The
> well-trained salesman sensitively barked: "You know what they are doing to
> dogs now, don't you? They're spraying oven-cleaner into their face, killing
> them in 20 seconds!"

Hmm.  That's better than pepper spray.