Re: For those of you with alarm storefronts

[CH®IS <sh@xxxxx>]

"Frank Olson" <use-the-email-links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>> You forgot to include the tiger pit with sharpened Pungee sticks as
>> part of the plan.
>
>
> Dip the ends of the sticks in curare.  Also...  coat the pages of your
> files with arsenic (as in the movie "Name of the Rose").  Make sure your
> employees handle them with appropriate protection, though.  :-)
>

Oh by the way, put these gloves on.
New guy: huh?
Trust me, put em on.

Perhaps some sort of automated rotating machine gun trigger by a pgm output?
More liability in that I guess.

> Seriously, you're going to have to secure your files in another room that
> you can harden against unauthorized access (or encrypt them as Doug has
> suggested and shred the hard copy).  We are, after all, in the business of
> security and for you not to take the steps to protect the paper files
> would constitute a breach of your customer's trust.

The secure room would be my preference.  Go overboard on framing and door
strength then put a maintenence room sign on the door and no one would even
bother.  Actually this seems like a cheaper option than a lot of the fire
safe cabinets I'm finding online.  Although it's probably still too
expensive to actually get done.  Unfortunately I don't own the company, so
it's not really up to me.