Re: Door Openers

[Jim <alarminex@xxxxxxx>]

On Jun 21, 3:27=EF=BF=BDpm, "ABLE_1" <royboynos...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> There are smart cats and dumb servants.
>
> Then there are dumber servants and dumber cats.
>
> There are also smart servants and smart cats.
>
> That beings said, it would seem that one of the above may apply in this
> situation.
>
> My mother(servant) has a smart cat that goes by the name Sylvester. =EF=BF=
=BDSo one
> day Sylvester decides he wants to go out so he reaches up and paws at the
> lever type door knob. =EF=BF=BDSo my mother gets up and lets him out on to=
 the
> enclosed carport. =EF=BF=BDAfter a little of this training of my mother he=
 then
> starts to do the same when he wants back in.
>
> So my mother decides she is tired of getting up every time to let him out
> she takes some rubber bands and wraps them around the lever so that
> Sylvester can get a grip and open the door himself when he wants to go out=

> to the car port. =EF=BF=BDThen when my mother want to 'at her discretion' =
goes and
> closes the door to either keep the heat in or cold out depending on the
> weather. =EF=BF=BDBut then Sylvester does the same thing when he wants bac=
k in and
> she has to it again. =EF=BF=BDAll seems well for a long time.
>
> Then my mother gets tired of always closing the door for Sylvester so she
> decides to come up with a plan to have the door close automatically. =EF=
=BF=BDSo she
> takes a bungee cord and attaches it to the door and to the hand rail outsi=
de
> the door. =EF=BF=BDNow Sylvester can open the door to go out or come at hi=
s leisure
> and the door will always close behind him. =EF=BF=BDMy mother does not nee=
d to tend
> to the cat since she is a smart servant of a smart cat.
>
> So this TRUE story brings us to this question. =EF=BF=BDOf the three liste=
d above,
> which are you???
>
> Now I am sure that someone here will find it necessary to make some dumb
> snotty comment. =EF=BF=BDSo for the sake of those that just can't wait rea=
d such
> dribble I will inject the following.
>
> >>>>>>So who gives a rats ass about your mother and her cat!!!!<<<<<<
>
> Have a nice day.
>
> Les
>
>
>
Seems as if that cat really knows how to train humans.