Re: Door Openers

["ABLE_1" <royboynospam@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

There are smart cats and dumb servants.

Then there are dumber servants and dumber cats.

There are also smart servants and smart cats.

That beings said, it would seem that one of the above may apply in this
situation.

My mother(servant) has a smart cat that goes by the name Sylvester.  So one
day Sylvester decides he wants to go out so he reaches up and paws at the
lever type door knob.  So my mother gets up and lets him out on to the
enclosed carport.  After a little of this training of my mother he then
starts to do the same when he wants back in.

So my mother decides she is tired of getting up every time to let him out
she takes some rubber bands and wraps them around the lever so that
Sylvester can get a grip and open the door himself when he wants to go out
to the car port.  Then when my mother want to 'at her discretion' goes and
closes the door to either keep the heat in or cold out depending on the
weather.  But then Sylvester does the same thing when he wants back in and
she has to it again.  All seems well for a long time.

Then my mother gets tired of always closing the door for Sylvester so she
decides to come up with a plan to have the door close automatically.  So she
takes a bungee cord and attaches it to the door and to the hand rail outside
the door.  Now Sylvester can open the door to go out or come at his leisure
and the door will always close behind him.  My mother does not need to tend
to the cat since she is a smart servant of a smart cat.

So this TRUE story brings us to this question.  Of the three listed above,
which are you???

Now I am sure that someone here will find it necessary to make some dumb
snotty comment.  So for the sake of those that just can't wait read such
dribble I will inject the following.

>>>>>>So who gives a rats ass about your mother and her cat!!!!<<<<<<

Have a nice day.

Les


>> We have a cat that is indoor/outdoor.  We like to keep him in at
>> night as that is when the coyotes roam around here, and cats are
>> ideal meals for them.  Unfortunately, despite the fact that we have a
>> litter box inside, he decided long ago that he did not like it and
>> insists on going outside.  Used to be he'd start howling to go out
>> around 5-5:30 am, which is not bad since that's the time I usually
>> get up for work.  Lately it's been anywhere from 2:30 to 4 am, which
>> is disruptive to our sleep as we have to put on a robe and go
>> downstairs to open the door between the house and the garage (we have
>> a cat door so he can get out from there).
>> Anyone know of some sort of powered door opener with remote that we
>> could put on that door between house and garage so we could just open
>> it from our bed?
>>
>> Thanks!
>>
>> Sue
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