Re: DLS Software taking forever?

["CH®IS" <sh@xxxxxx>]

"Doug" wrote...
> Its rumoured that RLB's brother in law is currently developing the
> replacement panel. Its powered by the elusive 60 GHz processor his nephew
> developed for Intel and the software, which is currently undergoing UL
> testing was written by his sister. The amusing help guide will be cobbled
> together by RLB himself. There will be no modem required as the
> downloading
> will be powered by hot air, apparently there is an inexhaustible supply of
> that in the Bass household.
> In a nostalgic nod to Corby, the instructions will be packaged
> along with a world famous cheeseburger instead of a piece of candy.
> With the exception of Arkansas where the distribution will handled by
> ABC distributors (Alarms By Clinton), the panel will only be sold direct
> to
> end users in the US through authorized on line dealers.Distribution in the
> Middle East will be jointly handled by Queen Noor and Haliburton.
> The target market will be homo sapiens, rocket scientists and primates.
> The product is slated to be featured extensively on CNN and such is the
> interest surrounding this product that the US State Dept, in its never
> ending quest to purchase vapourware has apparently placed a huge advance
> order for the product.
>
> Doug

Excellent, I'll look forward to the new Maxsys then.  There is one problem
though... It sounds like a Canadian panel will need to be made.  Hot air
powered downloading will be difficult this time of year.