Re: DLS Software taking forever?

["Doug" <not@xxxxxxxx>]

"CH®IS" <sh@xxxxxx> wrote in message news:y%Pkj.10197$vp3.3589@xxxxxxxxxxx
> "Doug" wrote...
>> Its rumoured that RLB's brother in law is currently developing the
>> replacement panel. Its powered by the elusive 60 GHz processor his nephew
>> developed for Intel and the software, which is currently undergoing UL
>> testing was written by his sister. The amusing help guide will be cobbled
>> together by RLB himself. There will be no modem required as the
>> downloading
>> will be powered by hot air, apparently there is an inexhaustible supply
>> of
>> that in the Bass household.
>> In a nostalgic nod to Corby, the instructions will be packaged
>> along with a world famous cheeseburger instead of a piece of candy.
>> With the exception of Arkansas where the distribution will handled by
>> ABC distributors (Alarms By Clinton), the panel will only be sold direct
>> to
>> end users in the US through authorized on line dealers.Distribution in
>> the
>> Middle East will be jointly handled by Queen Noor and Haliburton.
>> The target market will be homo sapiens, rocket scientists and primates.
>> The product is slated to be featured extensively on CNN and such is the
>> interest surrounding this product that the US State Dept, in its never
>> ending quest to purchase vapourware has apparently placed a huge advance
>> order for the product.
>>
>> Doug
>
> Excellent, I'll look forward to the new Maxsys then.  There is one problem
> though... It sounds like a Canadian panel will need to be made.  Hot air
> powered downloading will be difficult this time of year.
>

Frank's working on that, I don't think it will be a problem

Doug