Re: DLS Software taking forever?

["Doug" <not@xxxxxxxx>]

Its rumoured that RLB's brother in law is currently developing the
replacement panel. Its powered by the elusive 60 GHz processor his nephew
developed for Intel and the software, which is currently undergoing UL
testing was written by his sister. The amusing help guide will be cobbled
together by RLB himself. There will be no modem required as the downloading
will be powered by hot air, apparently there is an inexhaustible supply of
that in the Bass household.
In a nostalgic nod to Corby, the instructions will be packaged
along with a world famous cheeseburger instead of a piece of candy.
With the exception of Arkansas where the distribution will handled by
ABC distributors (Alarms By Clinton), the panel will only be sold direct to
end users in the US through authorized on line dealers.Distribution in the
Middle East will be jointly handled by Queen Noor and Haliburton.
The target market will be homo sapiens, rocket scientists and primates.
The product is slated to be featured extensively on CNN and such is the
interest surrounding this product that the US State Dept, in its never
ending quest to purchase vapourware has apparently placed a huge advance
order for the product.

Doug
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"Frank Olson" <use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> CH®IS wrote:
>> "Roland Moore" wrote...
>>> 45 to 50 minutes for a full upload. Same for full download. I hate 'em.
>>> Good
>>> thing we can't use them here in this CP-01 world anymore.
>>>
>>
>> Speaking of which, is there a new Maxsys panel to go along with the rest
>> of the new DSC panels this year?
>
> Nope.