Re: A Canadian Invention

[Roger W <allucan8@xxxxxxx>]

On Feb 8, 6:19=A0pm, "Crash Gordon" <webmas...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
> fart gas is; nitrogen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, methane, and oxygen...so =
in
> theory I guess you could detect on methane.
>
> CS instructions on alarm;
> 1- Call premises ask homeowner if they've been eating broccolli and beans
> again.
> 2- Call RPs and inform of situation and to steer clear of Premises.
> 3- Dispatch Homeland Security
> 4- Remotely trip the Ansul
>
> Of course Sonitrol's response would be different
>
> Would you program that as an audible?
>
> --
> **Crash Gordon**


I'm not sure. An audibe might scare the old boy into emitting more
gas.
Keypad sounder would suffice.
RW





> "Roger W" <alluc...@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
>
> news:d9d59475-8adf-4310-93e1-3c7b9e747c8e@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> |A long time and valued subscriber made an unusual request of me today.
> | She asked if I could add a flatulence detector to her existing alarm
> | system. It seems that her elderly husband who stays home while she
> | works, gets bored and parties with a can of beans, broccoli or
> | whatever he gets his hands on and forgets to open the windows before
> | she gets home.
> |
> | I explained that a flatulence detector, if one existed, could only
> | detect, annunciate and report but could not prevent an unpleasant
> | odorous situation. She acknowledged the fact but said she wanted the
> | central to call and alert her before she got home so she could
> | remotely activate the central air unit.
> |
> | But that's not the point. While doing a search on fart detection I
> | found out that my favorite toy, the Whoopie cushion, AKA Poo-Poo
> | cushion, was invented in 1950 by employees of the Jem Rubber Co. of
> | Toronto Canada. With this knowledge, I now have greater respect and
> | admiration for our Canadian brothers and sisters.
> |
> | RW