Re: A Canadian Invention

["Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

fart gas is; nitrogen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, methane, and oxygen...so in
theory I guess you could detect on methane.

CS instructions on alarm;
1- Call premises ask homeowner if they've been eating broccolli and beans
again.
2- Call RPs and inform of situation and to steer clear of Premises.
3- Dispatch Homeland Security
4- Remotely trip the Ansul

Of course Sonitrol's response would be different

Would you program that as an audible?



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**Crash Gordon**






"Roger W" <allucan8@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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|A long time and valued subscriber made an unusual request of me today.
| She asked if I could add a flatulence detector to her existing alarm
| system. It seems that her elderly husband who stays home while she
| works, gets bored and parties with a can of beans, broccoli or
| whatever he gets his hands on and forgets to open the windows before
| she gets home.
|
| I explained that a flatulence detector, if one existed, could only
| detect, annunciate and report but could not prevent an unpleasant
| odorous situation. She acknowledged the fact but said she wanted the
| central to call and alert her before she got home so she could
| remotely activate the central air unit.
|
| But that's not the point. While doing a search on fart detection I
| found out that my favorite toy, the Whoopie cushion, AKA Poo-Poo
| cushion, was invented in 1950 by employees of the Jem Rubber Co. of
| Toronto Canada. With this knowledge, I now have greater respect and
| admiration for our Canadian brothers and sisters.
|
| RW