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["Roland Moore" <nospam@xxxxxxxxxx>]

>I just remembered bass is half Jewish

Are you sure? I hear you're only Jewish if you're born to a Jewish mother.
And I wonder why no one talks about the other half.

"Roger W" <allucan8@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Feb 22, 10:56 am, Frank Olson
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> Roger W wrote:
> > When bass dies, God is going to punish him by locking him in a room
> > for all eternity with hamburger rolls, garlic butter, onions,salt,
> > pepper but no lean ground chuck. :-(
>
> There's a movie in there somewhere... "Saw, the Bass Home Version". :-)

You might be right about the movie but I just remembered bass is half
Jewish (which half I don't know) so instead of locking him in a room
God has to lock him in a condo (its in their contract). And change
that to Challa or Rye hamberger rolls and kosher salt.

My wife just peeked over my shoulder, read this post and said that
when I die God is going to punish me and put me in a place where women
have no orifice.