Re: An Open Letter to Brinks Home Security

["Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

he was running in  there to get the shotgun, but they cut the part just
before he blew away the purp and the cop by accident.

--
**Crash Gordon**







"alarman" <nospam@xxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:gusJj.2047$xd5.1503@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
| Anonymous wrote:
| > Dear Brinks Home Security,
| >
| > Everytime I watch TV, I see several of your ads in regular rotation.
| > Usually, your ads feature a single or married white female who is at
| > home alone, with her husband, or with her children. All of the
| > sudden, panic strikes! A burglar smashes the window, and the woman
| > screams in terror!
|
| Really? The one I've seen shows the male going to investigate a noise
| downstairs, and upon seeing a burglar break through the front door goes
| scurrying back into the bedroom and slams the door. Most men I know would
| launch an immediate full-on frontal attack, and the burglar would either
| leave, or there would be one hell of a fight. So I guess Binky doesn't
think
| much of us either.
| js
|
|