FW: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2007

["Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>]

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou
weasel. Thou tinder-box. Ye carped:

[Forwarded ballot - vote often]

Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on May 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
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KOOK OF THE MONTH
 (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

 gb6724@xxxxxxxxx
 L.W.(Bill) Hughes II
 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
 None of the above
 Abstain

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
 (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

 Alt.Astronomy Saucerheads
 Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
 Gerald C Newton
 "newschool" of soc.men
 None of the above
 Abstain

COWARD OF THE MONTH
 (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
 Linda Gore
 Michael "Miguel" Cranston
 PorchMonkey4Life
 Steve "BowTie" Young
 None of the above
 Abstain

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
 (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

 Gerald C Newton
 Linda Gore
 MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness"
 Salvador Astucia
 None of the above
 Abstain

GOLDEN KILLFILE
 (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

 Dirk Bruere
 Jerry Howe, a.k.a. "Puppy Wizard"
 Rhonda Lea Kirk
 None of the above
 Abstain

JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
 (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

 MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness"
 Professeur Von TwoSteps
 Respondant
 None of the above
 Abstain

BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
 (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

 Gerald C. Newton
 Rhonda Lea Kirk
 Neither of the above
 Abstain

PALMJOB PADDLE
 (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

 Crash Street Kidd
 PorchMonkey4Life
 Professeur Von TwoSteps
 None of the above
 Abstain

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
 (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

 Alex "Dink" Cain
 Mike "Miguel" Cranston
 Neither of the above
 Abstain

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
 (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

 Greysky
 Tom Potter
 Neither of the above
 Abstain

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
 (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

 Barbara Schwarz
 Rhonda Lea Kirk & Michael "miguel" Cranston
 Neither of the above
 Abstain

GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
 (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

 Linda Gore
 Steve Chaney
 Neither of the above
 Abstain

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
 (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

 Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
 Linda Gore
 Neither of the above
 Abstain

TAR & FEATHERS
 (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

 Barbara Schwarz
 Honest John
 Linda Gore
 None of the above
 Abstain

BUSTED URINAL AWARD
 (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

 Hagar
 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
 Neither of the above
 Abstain

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
 (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

 John Fields
 Johnny "Top Cop" Wizard
 MCP of soc.men
 None of the above
 Abstain

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
 (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

 PorchMonkey4Life
 YES
 NO
 Abstain

ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
 (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

 Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
 Sylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan
 Neither of the above
 Abstain

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
 (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

 Dr. Andrew B. Chung, trained by Flying Rat
 Steve "BowTie" Young, trained by Lionel
 Neither of the above
 Abstain

EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY, EASTER SUNDAY 2007
 (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

 Dr. Andrew B Chung
 Michael "Miguel" Cranston
 PorchMonkey4Life
 None of the above
 Abstain

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
 (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

 Fake Caballista/Alcatroll LART, Sean Monaghan and Cujo de Sockpuppet
 Fake legal complaint to Google, Michael "Miguel" Cranston
 Neither of the above
 Abstain

HAMMER OF THOR
 (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

 Wally Anglesea
 YES
 NO
 Abstain

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
 (Vote for one or abstain)

 David Tholen
 Michael "Miguel" Cranston
 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
 Abstain

OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
 (Vote for one or abstain)

 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
 PorchMonkey4Life
 Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
 Abstain

KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
 (Vote for one or abstain)

 Brad Guth
 Dr. Andrew B. Chung
 Linda Gore
 Abstain

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
 (Vote for one or abstain)

 Mike "Miguel" Cranston and Rhonda Lea Kirk
 news.groups.proposals
 Abstain

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