Re: Morning Poem

["Sue" <sodom@xxxxxxxxxx>]

And then he said, "I'm beginning to wonder if my wife might be dead.  The
sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up."

Groan.

"Jim" <alarminex@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> On Jun 12, 12:44?am, Jim Rojas <jro...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> I woke up one morning
>>      The system was set at stay.
>> I disarmed & rearmed like usual
>>      And went on my way.
>> I pick up some coffee
>>      And filled up with gas.
>> I hope that this day
>>      Would soon quickly pass.
>> My first call was easy
>>      They weren't even home.
>> It's 10am on Monday.
>>      Why doesn't my staff answer the phone?
>> I drove past my office
>>      To see what was up
>> It looked like the lights
>>      And doors were all shut.
>> I fumbled my keys
>>      To open the door.
>> I forgot I sold out to ADT
>>      And now I am no more.
>>
>> Jim Rojas
>>
>>
>>
> Excellent Jim!!!!!!!!
>
> One moring Jim woke up and was feeling like
> he'd like to have a little morning sex with his
> wife. He heard her moving around in the kitchen
> so he wrote a little note on the pad from the table
> beside the bed and called his young son to deliver
> the note to his wife. The note said:
> "There's a circus in town and the canvas is spread.
> The tent pole is up, come on back to bed."
>
> Shortly, his son returned carrying a piece of paper
> A note from his wife which read:
>
> " Take the tent pole down. Put the canvas away.
> The monkey had a hemorrhage. There's no circus
> today."
>