Re: Morning Poem

[Jim <alarminex@xxxxxxx>]

On Jun 12, 12:44?am, Jim Rojas <jro...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> I woke up one morning
>      The system was set at stay.
> I disarmed & rearmed like usual
>      And went on my way.
> I pick up some coffee
>      And filled up with gas.
> I hope that this day
>      Would soon quickly pass.
> My first call was easy
>      They weren't even home.
> It's 10am on Monday.
>      Why doesn't my staff answer the phone?
> I drove past my office
>      To see what was up
> It looked like the lights
>      And doors were all shut.
> I fumbled my keys
>      To open the door.
> I forgot I sold out to ADT
>      And now I am no more.
>
> Jim Rojas
>
>
>
Excellent Jim!!!!!!!!

One moring Jim woke up and was feeling like
he'd like to have a little morning sex with his
wife. He heard her moving around in the kitchen
so he wrote a little note on the pad from the table
beside the bed and called his young son to deliver
the note to his wife. The note said:
"There's a circus in town and the canvas is spread.
The tent pole is up, come on back to bed."

Shortly, his son returned carrying a piece of paper
A note from his wife which read:

" Take the tent pole down. Put the canvas away.
The monkey had a hemorrhage. There's no circus
today."