Re: disconnect letters

["Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

good good, now we're getting somewhere.


"Frank Olson" <Use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:N%1xh.873131$5R2.619655@xxxxxxxxxxxx
| Crash Gordon wrote:
| > Hey...anyone have any creative Collect or Disconnect letters? I got a
couple
| > of deadbeats I wanna blast.
| > This could be a fun thread too :-)
| >
| >
| >
|
|
| Dear customer:
|
| You'll be pleased to know we've finally integrated our invoicing system
| with our monitoring station.  We're very excited about having The MAFIA
| (delinquent Monitored Account Formalized for Immediate Action) system
| working for us.  The new system has identified your account as being
| seriously past due.  Further investigation has revealed that your last
| payment was received on ******, 2006.  Thankfully, we were able to
| intervene manually so the system has not yet deactivated your services.
|  We would appreciate your sending us your payment for $___.__ as soon
| as possible as it may not be possible for us to stop our system from
| taking further action by February 15, 2007.
|
| Yours sincerely,
|
| Don Vito Corleone.