Re: disconnect letters

[Frank Olson <Use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Crash Gordon wrote:
> Hey...anyone have any creative Collect or Disconnect letters? I got a couple
> of deadbeats I wanna blast.
> This could be a fun thread too :-)
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Dear customer:

You'll be pleased to know we've finally integrated our invoicing system
with our monitoring station.  We're very excited about having The MAFIA
(delinquent Monitored Account Formalized for Immediate Action) system
working for us.  The new system has identified your account as being
seriously past due.  Further investigation has revealed that your last
payment was received on ******, 2006.  Thankfully, we were able to
intervene manually so the system has not yet deactivated your services.
  We would appreciate your sending us your payment for $___.__ as soon
as possible as it may not be possible for us to stop our system from
taking further action by February 15, 2007.

Yours sincerely,

Don Vito Corleone.