Re: Da Night Before Crismas

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And I thought you "hated" Alarm Associations and didn't read their
"rags"!!!!
Mike S




Jim wrote:
> Da Nite Before Chrismas (in Brooklyn)
>
> 'Twas the night before Chrismas,
> Da whole house was mella,
> Not a creature was strirrin',
> My gun unda my pilla.
>
> When up on da roof,
> I heard sumptin pound,
> I sprung to da winda
> to scream, "YO! Keep it down!"
>
> When what to my
> Wanderin' eyes should appear,
> But da Don of all elfs,
> And eight friggin' reindeer!
>
> Wit' slicked back hair,
> And a silk red suit,
> Don Kringle wuz here,
> and he brought all da loot!
>
> Wit' a slap to dare snouts
> And a yank on dare manes,
> He cursed and he shouted
> And he called dem by name
>
> "Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
> Yo Vinny, Yo Vito,
> Ayy Joey, Ayy Paulie,
> Ayy Pepe, Ayy Guido!"
>
> As I drew out my gun
> and hid by da bed,
> He flew troo da winda,
> slapped me upside da head.
>
> "What da hell you dooin'
> Pullin'a piece on the Don?
> Now all you're gettin' is coal,
> You friggin moron!"
>
> Den pointin' his finga
> Right unda my nose,
> He twised his pinky ring,
> an up da chimney he rose.
>
> He sprang to his sleigh,
> Obscenities screamin',
> Away dey all flew,
> As he troo dem a beatin'.
>
> Den I hoid him yell out,
> what I did least expect,
> "merry Friggin' Christmas to all,
> An next time,
> Show some respect!"
>