Re: NOMINATION: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" (Re: NOT GUILTY Re: Ping Lionel (was Re: NOMINATION: Michael Cranston for Bobo Award))

["Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>]

DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou giant traitor. Thou hilding
foe. Ye bubbled:

> On 2007-04-26 19:12:58 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>
> said:
>> miguel <mjc101@xxxxxxxxx> Thou dumb innocent. Thou gnawing animal. Ye
>> muddled:
>>
>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:32:53 -0600, Art Deco <erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <spunky@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Art Deco" <erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>>>>> news:260420071440500821%erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>
>>>>>> Was that supposed to be an insult?
>>>>>
>>>>> Do you play chess?
>>>>
>>>> Did OJ Simpson slash his wife?
>>>
>>> Do you believe in America?
>>> Do you believe in Justice?
>>> Do you believe in the Constitution of the United States?
>>> Do you believe in the RIGHT TO TRIAL BY JURY?
>>>
>>> I do.
>>>
>>> The jury said it.
>>> I believe it.
>>> That settles it.
>>>
>>> NOT GUILTY.
>>>
>>> When the late great Johnny Cochrane told Judge Lance Ito Burrito
>>> that OJ Simpson was "absolutely, 100% NOT GUILTY," did the stupid
>>> prosecutors listen? No, they didn't. They persecuted a 100% NOT
>>> GUILTY man and kept him from hunting for the real killers.
>>>
>>> Now the trail has gone cold.
>>>
>>> So, Deco, you must believe in prosecuting the 100% NOT GUILTY
>>> because you're some kind of idiot, huh?
>>
>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Very nice trigger. lmao - brilliant - Art asks a
>> 6 word question and the frothing loon froths on command, as
>> implicitly foretold with the recent words "Are you going to rant
>> about OJ Simpson next", and as stated directly 14 days ago, by Art
>> himself, 'Pssst -- crasston will defend OJ Simpson to his dying
>> breath." For this worthy on cue frothing the likes of which I've only
>> ever
>> seen Pamela K Russell perform over Michael Jackson, I hereby
>> nominate Michael "miguel" Cranston for the Barbara Woodhouse
>> Memorial "Dog Whistle" k0oK Award, trained and owned by Art Deco.
>>
>> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award
>> Named in honour of the skilful dog-trainer who became a British TV
>> personality in the 1980s, this award is given jointly to the best
>> trained net.kook in any given month and to his or her trainer.
>> Possible examples of good training include obedience to one's
>> owner's commands to reply to posts, and devotion in following one's
>> owner around from group to group and through the Google archive.
>> House-training, which, regrettably, is a rare accomplishment for a
>> kook, isn't a prerequisite. Woof. Do I hear seconds?
>
> Heartily and exuberantly seconded.

:)

> That is, if I'm allowed to vote ....

The only ones that can't vote, nominate or second are socks and official
kooks.

> :^)

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