NOMINATION: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" (Re: NOT GUILTY Re: Ping Lionel (was Re: NOMINATION: Michael Cranston for Bobo Award))

["Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>]

miguel <mjc101@xxxxxxxxx> Thou dumb innocent. Thou gnawing animal. Ye
muddled:

> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:32:53 -0600, Art Deco <erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> wrote:
>
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <spunky@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>>> "Art Deco" <erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>>> news:260420071440500821%erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>>> Was that supposed to be an insult?
>>>
>>> Do you play chess?
>>
>> Did OJ Simpson slash his wife?
>
> Do you believe in America?
> Do you believe in Justice?
> Do you believe in the Constitution of the United States?
> Do you believe in the RIGHT TO TRIAL BY JURY?
>
> I do.
>
> The jury said it.
> I believe it.
> That settles it.
>
> NOT GUILTY.
>
> When the late great Johnny Cochrane told Judge Lance Ito Burrito that
> OJ Simpson was "absolutely, 100% NOT GUILTY," did the stupid
> prosecutors listen? No, they didn't. They persecuted a 100% NOT GUILTY
> man and kept him from hunting for the real killers.
>
> Now the trail has gone cold.
>
> So, Deco, you must believe in prosecuting the 100% NOT GUILTY because
> you're some kind of idiot, huh?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Very nice trigger. lmao - brilliant - Art asks a 6 word
question and the frothing loon froths on command, as implicitly foretold
with the recent words "Are you going to rant about OJ Simpson next", and as
stated directly 14 days ago, by Art himself, 'Pssst -- crasston will defend
OJ Simpson to his dying breath."

For this worthy on cue frothing the likes of which I've only ever seen
Pamela K Russell perform over Michael Jackson, I hereby nominate Michael
"miguel" Cranston for the Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" k0oK
Award, trained and owned by Art Deco.

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award
Named in honour of the skilful dog-trainer who became a British TV
personality in the 1980s, this award is given jointly to the best trained
net.kook in any given month and to his or her trainer. Possible examples of
good training include obedience to one's owner's commands to reply to posts,
and devotion in following one's owner around from group to group and through
the Google archive. House-training, which, regrettably, is a rare
accomplishment for a kook, isn't a prerequisite. Woof.

Do I hear seconds?

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