Re: NOMINATION: Dark Angel for Salinger HLS was Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now

["Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>]

DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou motley-minded gentleman.
Nothing but lechery, all incontinent varlets. Ye beseeched:

> On 2007-04-26 09:45:37 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>
> said:
>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou repulsive damned baseness.
>> Thou bloodshot cow. Ye hummed:
>>
>>> On 2007-04-26 03:51:11 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>
>>> said:
>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou bovine pigfish. Thou pottle-deep
>>>> old crab-tree. Ye cooked up:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:36:06 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou little jack-a-lent. Thou
>>>>>> pitiable, scatterbrained passion's slave. Ye cawed:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:13:15 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou foul slut. Thou bad
>>>>>>>> neighbour. Ye nonsensically wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:58:53 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou impertinent gossip report.
>>>>>>>>>> Thou clumsy pernicious nitwit. Ye spurted:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:37:32 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>> <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 01:13:03 -0500, Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:45:45 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou unmarmerly intruder.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thou hookworm. Ye exhaled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:38:28 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:30:19 -0500, Lionel
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:21:52 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:22:58 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> second-rate tongues o' th' common mouth. Thou
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brainless little thing better than dirt. Ye
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> disagreed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-25 00:32:34 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou old
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clog. That there should be small love amongst
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> these sweet knaves, and all this courtesy, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> strain of man's bred out into baboon and monkey.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ye blubbed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-24 13:46:30 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou great
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lubberly boy. Thou counterfeit. Ye distressed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-24 12:15:01 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@xxxxxxxxxx> Thou big-nosed stale
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> old mouse-eaten dry cheese. Thou surly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fly-by-night. Ye snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Nt2dnQvqZ_-xt7PbnZ2dnUVZ_ofinZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <f0l8d8$89k$10@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lionel usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:26:42 -0400,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy <bignetbuy@xxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <TuCdnRrKfPa1kLPbnZ2dnUVZ_sHinZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <9rGdnfR7mO6PlbPbnZ2dnUVZ_gCdnZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <apGdnSwcZsDpZ7DbnZ2dnUVZ_rTinZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <f0jvgb$rc6$2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rhondalea@xxxxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Lionel" <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:f0jna6$6um$2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:52:46
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rhondalea@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As near as I can tell (and as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> many months of email
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> indicates), he is well aware
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that I have no wish to die.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The alternative is that he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> does believe it, and he is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> making every effort to bring
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my suicide to fruition.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ever the martyr.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Simply unsubscribe from AUK. No
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mess, no fuss.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or just that he's figured that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you were lying about the whole
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing to manipulate him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If that's the case, then he did
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make a false police report,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lionel. You only get to have it one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> False. All suicidal gestures
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> should be taken seriously, even
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in cases of suspected
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> manipulation. Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You ever had a man spank you on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your bare buttocks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shoebox o' $50's and maybe I'll
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> answer you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You take AmEx?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FedEx it to me for my personal use
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for a week and I'll get back to you,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> socky. Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shipping to the Texas address?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Immediately, thanks so much. What's the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> limit on that puppy? (I need a new BMW)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't carry cards with credit limits.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man, you are *so* screwed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yay!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Damn, do I want the premium package, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sport package, or the winter package? Or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all three? Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Neither.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You clearly want the Mercedes Benz.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does it have that deliciously tight rack and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pinion steering?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Call me, we'll go for a test drive.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shoebox o' $50s, and I'll call.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So cheap?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She's feeling generous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lucky generous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you jealous? ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Should I be?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since she's allegedly a member of your concubine, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think you might ... How does one join your harem,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway? Are pictures necessary or will just
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> minutely detailed descriptions do? ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OMFG! "Send me the pictures!" That's how all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> current mess started.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <UNSUBSCRIBES>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <RUNS LIKE HELL>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rubs hands together with evil glee>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, feel free to send /me/ pix of yourself. ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <cough> girlfriend <cough>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Remember? The toast-y one you're supposed to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snuggling up with?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was last night. She's making us a late lunch at the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moment. I'll be happy to show her the pix you send &
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> relay her reaction if that makes you feel better about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the idea. ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WEBCAM!!!111!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh sure, like I'd want all of Usenet watching me posting
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to Usenet with a half-naked sex-kitten on my lap...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Should you rethink that post? ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> And I never said I'd sit on your lap. ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sexy though you may well be, if you look back, you'll notice
>>>>>>>>>>> that I was referring to the sex-kitten /I already have/. ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Shaddap, you stupid cunt. One for each hand. Sheesh.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Lovely idea, but mine would never agree to it, unfortunately.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <ponders>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Unless maybe DA warmed her up a little first, perhaps...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's been known to happen. And I'm sure that given DA's obvious
>>>>>>>> skills in the psyche department she can turn the suggestive
>>>>>>>> manipulation on and off at will. You just have to give her the
>>>>>>>> right motive.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Motive? - I've got yer motive right here:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <SFX> ZZzzzzzzzip **THUD!*** </SFX>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I have to go and hide now.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You can run, but you'll just die tired.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's DA and your gf that worry me.
>>>>>
>>>>> Wise man.
>>>>>
>>>>>> I guess your gf doesn't read auk
>>>>>
>>>>> HELL NO! - Do I look insane to you?
>>>>>
>>>>>> so that
>>>>>> means I'm left hoping DA doesn't read that post.
>>>>>
>>>>> Man, you are /so/ fucked.
>>>>
>>>> So are you; yes, you look insane to me :)
>>>
>>> Why do I feel like a fly on the wall of the men's gym locker room?
>>> :^)
>>
>> I'll answer that after I've got the pictures.
>
> I think you meant to post:
> <grabs newspaper>
> SPLAT!
> :^)

No. that's why I need your picture to answer the question. Without the
picture I'd have to make up some bullshit about your proboscis and compound
eyes.

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