Re: NOMINATION: Dark Angel for Salinger HLS was Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now

[DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 2007-04-26 03:51:11 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:

> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou bovine pigfish. Thou pottle-deep old
> crab-tree. Ye cooked up:
>
>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:36:06 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou little jack-a-lent. Thou pitiable,
>>> scatterbrained passion's slave. Ye cawed:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:13:15 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou foul slut. Thou bad neighbour.
>>>>> Ye nonsensically wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:58:53 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou impertinent gossip report.
>>>>>>> Thou clumsy pernicious nitwit. Ye spurted:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:37:32 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>> <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 01:13:03 -0500, Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:45:45 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou unmarmerly intruder. Thou
>>>>>>>>>>> hookworm. Ye exhaled:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:38:28 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>> <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:30:19 -0500, Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:21:52 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:22:58 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou second-rate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tongues o' th' common mouth. Thou brainless little thing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> better than dirt. Ye disagreed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-25 00:32:34 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou old clog.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That there should be small love amongst these sweet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knaves, and all this courtesy, the strain of man's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bred out into baboon and monkey. Ye blubbed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-24 13:46:30 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou great
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lubberly boy. Thou counterfeit. Ye distressed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-24 12:15:01 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@xxxxxxxxxx> Thou big-nosed stale old
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mouse-eaten dry cheese. Thou surly fly-by-night.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ye snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Nt2dnQvqZ_-xt7PbnZ2dnUVZ_ofinZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <f0l8d8$89k$10@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lionel usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:26:42 -0400, BigNetBuy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bignetbuy@xxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <TuCdnRrKfPa1kLPbnZ2dnUVZ_sHinZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <9rGdnfR7mO6PlbPbnZ2dnUVZ_gCdnZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <apGdnSwcZsDpZ7DbnZ2dnUVZ_rTinZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <f0jvgb$rc6$2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk rhondalea@xxxxxxxxx
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Lionel" <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:f0jna6$6um$2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:52:46 -0400,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rhondalea@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As near as I can tell (and as many
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> months of email indicates), he is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> well aware that I have no wish to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> die. The alternative is that he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> does believe it, and he is making
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every effort to bring my suicide to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fruition.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ever the martyr.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Simply unsubscribe from AUK. No mess,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no fuss.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or just that he's figured that you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> were lying about the whole thing to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> manipulate him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If that's the case, then he did make
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a false police report, Lionel.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You only get to have it one way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> False. All suicidal gestures should be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> taken seriously, even in cases of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> suspected manipulation.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You ever had a man spank you on your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bare buttocks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shoebox o' $50's and maybe I'll answer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You take AmEx?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FedEx it to me for my personal use for a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> week and I'll get back to you, socky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shipping to the Texas address?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Immediately, thanks so much. What's the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> limit on that puppy? (I need a new BMW)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't carry cards with credit limits.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man, you are *so* screwed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yay!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Damn, do I want the premium package, the sport
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> package, or the winter package? Or all three?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Neither.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You clearly want the Mercedes Benz.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does it have that deliciously tight rack and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pinion steering?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Call me, we'll go for a test drive.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shoebox o' $50s, and I'll call.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So cheap?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She's feeling generous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lucky generous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you jealous? ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Should I be?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since she's allegedly a member of your concubine, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think you might ... How does one join your harem,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway? Are pictures necessary or will just minutely
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> detailed descriptions do? ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OMFG! "Send me the pictures!" That's how all the current
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mess started.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <UNSUBSCRIBES>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <RUNS LIKE HELL>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rubs hands together with evil glee>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, feel free to send /me/ pix of yourself. ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <cough> girlfriend <cough>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Remember? The toast-y one you're supposed to be snuggling
>>>>>>>>>>>>> up with?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> That was last night. She's making us a late lunch at the
>>>>>>>>>>>> moment. I'll be happy to show her the pix you send & relay
>>>>>>>>>>>> her reaction if that makes you feel better about the idea.
>>>>>>>>>>>> ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> WEBCAM!!!111!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Oh sure, like I'd want all of Usenet watching me posting to
>>>>>>>>>> Usenet with a half-naked sex-kitten on my lap...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Should you rethink that post? ;^)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And I never said I'd sit on your lap. ;^)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sexy though you may well be, if you look back, you'll notice
>>>>>>>> that I was referring to the sex-kitten /I already have/. ;^)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Shaddap, you stupid cunt. One for each hand. Sheesh.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lovely idea, but mine would never agree to it, unfortunately.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <ponders>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Unless maybe DA warmed her up a little first, perhaps...
>>>>>
>>>>> It's been known to happen. And I'm sure that given DA's obvious
>>>>> skills in the psyche department she can turn the suggestive
>>>>> manipulation on and off at will. You just have to give her the
>>>>> right motive.
>>>>
>>>> Motive? - I've got yer motive right here:
>>>>
>>>> <SFX> ZZzzzzzzzip **THUD!*** </SFX>
>>>>
>>>>> I have to go and hide now.
>>>>
>>>> You can run, but you'll just die tired.
>>>
>>> It's DA and your gf that worry me.
>>
>> Wise man.
>>
>>> I guess your gf doesn't read auk
>>
>> HELL NO! - Do I look insane to you?
>>
>>> so that
>>> means I'm left hoping DA doesn't read that post.
>>
>> Man, you are /so/ fucked.
>
> So are you; yes, you look insane to me :)

Why do I feel like a fly on the wall of the men's gym locker room? :^)
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