Re: NOMINATION: Dark Angel for Salinger HLS was Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now

["Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>]

Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou bovine pigfish. Thou pottle-deep old
crab-tree. Ye cooked up:

> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:36:06 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou little jack-a-lent. Thou pitiable,
>> scatterbrained passion's slave. Ye cawed:
>>
>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:13:15 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou foul slut. Thou bad neighbour.
>>>> Ye nonsensically wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:58:53 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou impertinent gossip report.
>>>>>> Thou clumsy pernicious nitwit. Ye spurted:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:37:32 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>> <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 01:13:03 -0500, Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:45:45 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou unmarmerly intruder. Thou
>>>>>>>>>> hookworm. Ye exhaled:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:38:28 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>> <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:30:19 -0500, Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:21:52 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:22:58 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou second-rate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tongues o' th' common mouth. Thou brainless little thing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> better than dirt. Ye disagreed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-25 00:32:34 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou old clog.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That there should be small love amongst these sweet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knaves, and all this courtesy, the strain of man's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bred out into baboon and monkey. Ye blubbed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-24 13:46:30 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou great
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lubberly boy. Thou counterfeit. Ye distressed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-24 12:15:01 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@xxxxxxxxxx> Thou big-nosed stale old
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mouse-eaten dry cheese. Thou surly fly-by-night.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ye snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Nt2dnQvqZ_-xt7PbnZ2dnUVZ_ofinZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <f0l8d8$89k$10@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lionel usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:26:42 -0400, BigNetBuy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bignetbuy@xxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <TuCdnRrKfPa1kLPbnZ2dnUVZ_sHinZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <9rGdnfR7mO6PlbPbnZ2dnUVZ_gCdnZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <apGdnSwcZsDpZ7DbnZ2dnUVZ_rTinZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <f0jvgb$rc6$2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk rhondalea@xxxxxxxxx
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Lionel" <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:f0jna6$6um$2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:52:46 -0400,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rhondalea@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As near as I can tell (and as many
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> months of email indicates), he is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> well aware that I have no wish to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> die. The alternative is that he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> does believe it, and he is making
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every effort to bring my suicide to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fruition.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ever the martyr.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Simply unsubscribe from AUK. No mess,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no fuss.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or just that he's figured that you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> were lying about the whole thing to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> manipulate him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If that's the case, then he did make
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a false police report, Lionel.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You only get to have it one way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> False. All suicidal gestures should be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> taken seriously, even in cases of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> suspected manipulation.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You ever had a man spank you on your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bare buttocks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shoebox o' $50's and maybe I'll answer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You take AmEx?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FedEx it to me for my personal use for a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> week and I'll get back to you, socky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shipping to the Texas address?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Immediately, thanks so much. What's the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> limit on that puppy? (I need a new BMW)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't carry cards with credit limits.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man, you are *so* screwed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yay!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Damn, do I want the premium package, the sport
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> package, or the winter package? Or all three?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Neither.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You clearly want the Mercedes Benz.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does it have that deliciously tight rack and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pinion steering?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Call me, we'll go for a test drive.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shoebox o' $50s, and I'll call.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So cheap?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She's feeling generous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lucky generous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you jealous? ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Should I be?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since she's allegedly a member of your concubine, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think you might ... How does one join your harem,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway? Are pictures necessary or will just minutely
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> detailed descriptions do? ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OMFG! "Send me the pictures!" That's how all the current
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mess started.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <UNSUBSCRIBES>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <RUNS LIKE HELL>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rubs hands together with evil glee>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, feel free to send /me/ pix of yourself. ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <cough> girlfriend <cough>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Remember? The toast-y one you're supposed to be snuggling
>>>>>>>>>>>> up with?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That was last night. She's making us a late lunch at the
>>>>>>>>>>> moment. I'll be happy to show her the pix you send & relay
>>>>>>>>>>> her reaction if that makes you feel better about the idea.
>>>>>>>>>>> ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> WEBCAM!!!111!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oh sure, like I'd want all of Usenet watching me posting to
>>>>>>>>> Usenet with a half-naked sex-kitten on my lap...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Should you rethink that post? ;^)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And I never said I'd sit on your lap. ;^)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sexy though you may well be, if you look back, you'll notice
>>>>>>> that I was referring to the sex-kitten /I already have/. ;^)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Shaddap, you stupid cunt. One for each hand. Sheesh.
>>>>>
>>>>> Lovely idea, but mine would never agree to it, unfortunately.
>>>>>
>>>>> <ponders>
>>>>>
>>>>> Unless maybe DA warmed her up a little first, perhaps...
>>>>
>>>> It's been known to happen. And I'm sure that given DA's obvious
>>>> skills in the psyche department she can turn the suggestive
>>>> manipulation on and off at will. You just have to give her the
>>>> right motive.
>>>
>>> Motive? - I've got yer motive right here:
>>>
>>> <SFX> ZZzzzzzzzip **THUD!*** </SFX>
>>>
>>>> I have to go and hide now.
>>>
>>> You can run, but you'll just die tired.
>>
>> It's DA and your gf that worry me.
>
> Wise man.
>
>> I guess your gf doesn't read auk
>
> HELL NO! - Do I look insane to you?
>
>> so that
>> means I'm left hoping DA doesn't read that post.
>
> Man, you are /so/ fucked.

So are you; yes, you look insane to me :)

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