Re: URGENT - FROTH ALERT (Re: NOMINATION: Dark Angel for Salinger HLS was Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now)

[NYCKidd is a Raging Homo Undercover Brother is a Raging Homo <frootloopfinder@xxxxxxxxxx>]

BigNetBuy wrote:
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> Kali <kali@xxxxxxxxxx> Thou caterpillar of the commonwealth. Thou art
>> like the harpy, which, to betray, dost with thine angels face, seize
>> with thine eagle's talons. Ye chinned:
>>> Yes, it's called the need to defend one's self against false
>>> accusations.
>>
>> Bunny-boiler attachment point identified.
>>
>> URGENT - FROTH ALERT
>> NATIONAL BUNNY-BOILER WATCH SERVICE
>> 730 AM MDT TUE APR 24 2007
>>
>> ..HEAVY FROTH DEVELOPING IN REPLY TO THE ABOVE QUOTED TEXT...
>>
>> A STRONG STORM OF RAGE AND INDIGNATION WILL BRING PLENTIFUL
>> ACCUSATIONS AND
>> SELF-DECEPTIONS DRIVING ACROSS ALT.USENET.KOOKS.
>>
>> LOCATIONS IN THE WARNING INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO
>> ALT.DESIGN.GRAPHICS,
>> ALT.HACKERS.MALICIOUS, ALT.2600, ALT.ALIEN.VAMPIRE.FLONK.FLONK.FLONK, AND
>> ALT.USENET.KOOKS.
>>
>> THE FROTHER IS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING LARGE DAMAGING LIES UP TO LONDON BUS
>> SIZE...AND DAMAGING ACCUSATIONS IN EXCESS OF 60 WORDS PER MINUTE. PREPARE
>> FOR SEVERE BOUTS OF CLUELESSNESS INTERSPERSED WITH EXASPERATION AS
>> WELL AS
>> PERIODS OF OBSESSION. MELODRAMATIC REFERENCES TO PUBLIC BREAST
>> GRABBING AND
>> OTHER LIFE-THREATENING SITUATIONS ARE A FEATURE OF THIS FROTHER. DO NOT
>> UNDERESTIMATE THE HISTRIONICS - BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR DRAMATIC
>> MISREPRESENTATIONS, ERRATIC BEHAVIOUR AND INSINCERE OR EXAGGERATED
>> EXPRESSIONS OF SUFFERING.
>>
>> THIS IS A DANGEROUS K00K. IF YOU ARE IN ITS PATH...PREPARE IMMEDIATELY
>> FOR
>> DAMAGING BLASTS...SELF-DESTRUCTIVE DELUSIONS...AND DEADLY CLOUDS OF
>> VAPOURS.
>> POSTERS IN THE VICINITY OF THE WARNED AREA SHOULD MOVE TO A NUCLEAR FROTH
>> SHELTER...PREFERABLY IN DEEP SPACE.
>>
>> IF YOU ARE IN THE VICINITY OF THE WARNED AREA DO NOT POST ANYTHING
>> INTO THE
>> THREADS THAT THE K00K IS POSTING INTO UNLESS YOU ARE HEAPING SCORN AND
>> DERISION UPON THE K00K'S INTENDED TARGET OR ARE OFFERING MORAL SUPPORT TO
>> THE K00K. FAILURE TO HEED THIS WARNING WILL CAUSE THE WRATH OF THE
>> K00K TO
>> BE DIRECTED AT YOU AND YOU WILL BE ATTACKED WITH PERSISTENT, MEANINGLESS
>> COMPLAINING AND WHINING.
>>
>> THE FROTHER MAKES HEAVY USE OF PKB ACCUSATIONS. IF YOU ACCUSE THE K00K OF
>> BEING INSANE IT WILL ACCUSE YOU OF BEING INSANE WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN
>> IT WILL
>> ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU ACCUSE THE K00K OF BEING A
>> PSYCHO-STALKER
>> IT WILL ACCUSE YOU OF BEING A PSYCHO-STALKER WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT WILL
>> ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU ACCUSE THE K00K OF SLINGING ITS KNICKERS
>> AROUND IT WILL CLAIM IT IS SLINGING YOUR KNICKERS AROUND WITHIN ONE HOUR
>> THEN IT WILL ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU TELL THE K00K IT DOES NOT
>> MATTER HOW MUCH THE KOOK TWISTS AND TURNS IT WILL TELL YOU IT DOES NOT
>> MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TWIST AND TURN WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT WILL ASSERT
>> THAT
>> YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU TELL THE K00K THAT IT CANNOT JUSTIFY ITS
>> BEHAVIOUR IT
>> WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU CANNOT JUSTIFY YOUR BEHAVIOUR WITHIN ONE HOUR
>> THEN IT
>> WILL ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT.
>>
>> IF YOU USE PLURAL PRONOUNS TO REFER TO OTHER PEOPLE THE K00K WILL DEMAND
>> THAT YOU CREATE A LITS FOR ITS IMMEDIATE CONSUMPTION. IF YOU TELL THE
>> K00K
>> IT IS LYING IT WILL ASSERT THAT EVERYTHING IT HAS LIED ABOUT IS TRUE AND
>> WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS NOT TRUE.
>>
>> ***CAUTION*** THIS K00K IS KNOWN TO REVISE HISTORY BY APPLYING A NEGATIVE
>> CONTEXT TO THE HISTORY. MAJOR HISTORICAL REVISIONS ARE FOLLOWED BY A
>> RAPID
>> AND HIGHLY BIZARRE MANOEUVRE THAT DRAGS THE HORRIBLY DISTORTED HISTORY
>> OVER
>> THE INTERVENING TIMESPAN AND INTO TO THE PRESENT. THIS MEANS THAT IF YOU
>> WERE PISSED OFF AT THE CAT FOR SHITTING IN THE CORNER TWELVE MONTHS
>> AGO THEN
>> YOU WERE PISSED OFF AT THE CAT IN ALL THE INTERVENING TIME AND ARE STILL
>> PISSED OFF AT THE CAT IN THE PRESENT. NO AMOUNT OF LOGIC WILL CONVINCE
>> THE
>> K00K THAT ITS BRAIN IS FUCKED OR THAT IT HAS REVISED HISTORY TO SUIT
>> ITSELF.
>>
>> ADDITIONAL CAUTION: THE K00K IS EXPECTED TO MAKE MANY REFERENCES TO
>> MICHAEL
>> CRANSTON ATTORNEY. MICHAEL CRANSTON ATTORNEY IS THE K00K'S FORMER
>> KNIGHT IN
>> SHINING TINFOIL HOWEVER THE K00K HAS BEEN ABANDONED BY CRANSTON AND NOW
>> TAKES SUCCOUR FROM ANY AND ALL NETK00KS FURTHER STRENGTHENING ITS
>> POSTION AS
>> AN UNWANTED INTERLOPER, SOCIAL OUTCAST AND PARIAH.
>>
>> SLOP AND SLOSH WILL STRENGTHEN AND CONTINUE THROUGH TONIGHT. THIS WILL
>> BRING
>> HEAVY ACRIMONY TO CERTAIN ALT.USENET.KOOKS PATRONS. MOUNTAINS CAN BE
>> EXPECTED TO UPROOT THEMSELVES AND FLEE. THE VEHEMENT HYSTERICS SHOULD
>> BEGIN
>> TO DIMINISH LATE TONIGHT AS THE FROTHER MOVES INTO LOW GEAR FOLLOWED
>> BY AN
>> ANNOUNCEMENT OF "I STILL LOVE HIM!".
>>
>> FROTHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATES ADDITIONAL RAGESTORMS MOVING INTO
>> THE WARNED AREA IN COMING DAYS. FOAM RATES OF AROUND EIGHT INCHES PER
>> HOUR
>> ARE POSSIBLE WITH SOME OF THE STRONGER OUTBURSTS. THE INDICATED FLOOD
>> STAGE
>> IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS IS 9.0 FEET. CURRENT STAGE HEIGHT IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS
>> CONTINUES TO HOVER AROUND 4 FEET 7 INCHES.
>>
>> DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO NEWSGROUPS WHERE THE FROTH COVERS THE VIDEO
>> DISPLAY. THE
>> FROTH DEPTH MAY BE TOO GREAT TO ALLOW YOU TO READ SAFELY. MOVE TO HIGHER
>> MORAL GROUND. CONTACT YOUR NEAREST AND DEAREST. MAKE THE SMART
>> CHOICE...TURN
>> AROUND...DONT DROWN.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>
> *claps*
>
> Well done, sir.  Well done.
>

Still c0cksucking Loonel and K-woman, eh ya Raginghomo faggit