Re: URGENT - FROTH ALERT (Re: NOMINATION: Dark Angel for Salinger HLS was Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now)

[BigNetBuy <bignetbuy@xxxxxxx>]

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Kali <kali@xxxxxxxxxx> Thou caterpillar of the commonwealth. Thou art
> like the harpy, which, to betray, dost with thine angels face, seize
> with thine eagle's talons. Ye chinned:
>
>> Yes, it's called the need to defend one's self against false
>> accusations.
>
> Bunny-boiler attachment point identified.
>
> URGENT - FROTH ALERT
> NATIONAL BUNNY-BOILER WATCH SERVICE
> 730 AM MDT TUE APR 24 2007
>
> ..HEAVY FROTH DEVELOPING IN REPLY TO THE ABOVE QUOTED TEXT...
>
> A STRONG STORM OF RAGE AND INDIGNATION WILL BRING PLENTIFUL ACCUSATIONS AND
> SELF-DECEPTIONS DRIVING ACROSS ALT.USENET.KOOKS.
>
> LOCATIONS IN THE WARNING INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO ALT.DESIGN.GRAPHICS,
> ALT.HACKERS.MALICIOUS, ALT.2600, ALT.ALIEN.VAMPIRE.FLONK.FLONK.FLONK, AND
> ALT.USENET.KOOKS.
>
> THE FROTHER IS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING LARGE DAMAGING LIES UP TO LONDON BUS
> SIZE...AND DAMAGING ACCUSATIONS IN EXCESS OF 60 WORDS PER MINUTE. PREPARE
> FOR SEVERE BOUTS OF CLUELESSNESS INTERSPERSED WITH EXASPERATION AS WELL AS
> PERIODS OF OBSESSION. MELODRAMATIC REFERENCES TO PUBLIC BREAST GRABBING AND
> OTHER LIFE-THREATENING SITUATIONS ARE A FEATURE OF THIS FROTHER. DO NOT
> UNDERESTIMATE THE HISTRIONICS - BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR DRAMATIC
> MISREPRESENTATIONS, ERRATIC BEHAVIOUR AND INSINCERE OR EXAGGERATED
> EXPRESSIONS OF SUFFERING.
>
> THIS IS A DANGEROUS K00K. IF YOU ARE IN ITS PATH...PREPARE IMMEDIATELY FOR
> DAMAGING BLASTS...SELF-DESTRUCTIVE DELUSIONS...AND DEADLY CLOUDS OF VAPOURS.
> POSTERS IN THE VICINITY OF THE WARNED AREA SHOULD MOVE TO A NUCLEAR FROTH
> SHELTER...PREFERABLY IN DEEP SPACE.
>
> IF YOU ARE IN THE VICINITY OF THE WARNED AREA DO NOT POST ANYTHING INTO THE
> THREADS THAT THE K00K IS POSTING INTO UNLESS YOU ARE HEAPING SCORN AND
> DERISION UPON THE K00K'S INTENDED TARGET OR ARE OFFERING MORAL SUPPORT TO
> THE K00K. FAILURE TO HEED THIS WARNING WILL CAUSE THE WRATH OF THE K00K TO
> BE DIRECTED AT YOU AND YOU WILL BE ATTACKED WITH PERSISTENT, MEANINGLESS
> COMPLAINING AND WHINING.
>
> THE FROTHER MAKES HEAVY USE OF PKB ACCUSATIONS. IF YOU ACCUSE THE K00K OF
> BEING INSANE IT WILL ACCUSE YOU OF BEING INSANE WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT WILL
> ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU ACCUSE THE K00K OF BEING A PSYCHO-STALKER
> IT WILL ACCUSE YOU OF BEING A PSYCHO-STALKER WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT WILL
> ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU ACCUSE THE K00K OF SLINGING ITS KNICKERS
> AROUND IT WILL CLAIM IT IS SLINGING YOUR KNICKERS AROUND WITHIN ONE HOUR
> THEN IT WILL ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU TELL THE K00K IT DOES NOT
> MATTER HOW MUCH THE KOOK TWISTS AND TURNS IT WILL TELL YOU IT DOES NOT
> MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TWIST AND TURN WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT WILL ASSERT THAT
> YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU TELL THE K00K THAT IT CANNOT JUSTIFY ITS BEHAVIOUR IT
> WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU CANNOT JUSTIFY YOUR BEHAVIOUR WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT
> WILL ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT.
>
> IF YOU USE PLURAL PRONOUNS TO REFER TO OTHER PEOPLE THE K00K WILL DEMAND
> THAT YOU CREATE A LITS FOR ITS IMMEDIATE CONSUMPTION. IF YOU TELL THE K00K
> IT IS LYING IT WILL ASSERT THAT EVERYTHING IT HAS LIED ABOUT IS TRUE AND
> WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS NOT TRUE.
>
> ***CAUTION*** THIS K00K IS KNOWN TO REVISE HISTORY BY APPLYING A NEGATIVE
> CONTEXT TO THE HISTORY. MAJOR HISTORICAL REVISIONS ARE FOLLOWED BY A RAPID
> AND HIGHLY BIZARRE MANOEUVRE THAT DRAGS THE HORRIBLY DISTORTED HISTORY OVER
> THE INTERVENING TIMESPAN AND INTO TO THE PRESENT. THIS MEANS THAT IF YOU
> WERE PISSED OFF AT THE CAT FOR SHITTING IN THE CORNER TWELVE MONTHS AGO THEN
> YOU WERE PISSED OFF AT THE CAT IN ALL THE INTERVENING TIME AND ARE STILL
> PISSED OFF AT THE CAT IN THE PRESENT. NO AMOUNT OF LOGIC WILL CONVINCE THE
> K00K THAT ITS BRAIN IS FUCKED OR THAT IT HAS REVISED HISTORY TO SUIT ITSELF.
>
> ADDITIONAL CAUTION: THE K00K IS EXPECTED TO MAKE MANY REFERENCES TO MICHAEL
> CRANSTON ATTORNEY. MICHAEL CRANSTON ATTORNEY IS THE K00K'S FORMER KNIGHT IN
> SHINING TINFOIL HOWEVER THE K00K HAS BEEN ABANDONED BY CRANSTON AND NOW
> TAKES SUCCOUR FROM ANY AND ALL NETK00KS FURTHER STRENGTHENING ITS POSTION AS
> AN UNWANTED INTERLOPER, SOCIAL OUTCAST AND PARIAH.
>
> SLOP AND SLOSH WILL STRENGTHEN AND CONTINUE THROUGH TONIGHT. THIS WILL BRING
> HEAVY ACRIMONY TO CERTAIN ALT.USENET.KOOKS PATRONS. MOUNTAINS CAN BE
> EXPECTED TO UPROOT THEMSELVES AND FLEE. THE VEHEMENT HYSTERICS SHOULD BEGIN
> TO DIMINISH LATE TONIGHT AS THE FROTHER MOVES INTO LOW GEAR FOLLOWED BY AN
> ANNOUNCEMENT OF "I STILL LOVE HIM!".
>
> FROTHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATES ADDITIONAL RAGESTORMS MOVING INTO
> THE WARNED AREA IN COMING DAYS. FOAM RATES OF AROUND EIGHT INCHES PER HOUR
> ARE POSSIBLE WITH SOME OF THE STRONGER OUTBURSTS. THE INDICATED FLOOD STAGE
> IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS IS 9.0 FEET. CURRENT STAGE HEIGHT IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS
> CONTINUES TO HOVER AROUND 4 FEET 7 INCHES.
>
> DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO NEWSGROUPS WHERE THE FROTH COVERS THE VIDEO DISPLAY. THE
> FROTH DEPTH MAY BE TOO GREAT TO ALLOW YOU TO READ SAFELY. MOVE TO HIGHER
> MORAL GROUND. CONTACT YOUR NEAREST AND DEAREST. MAKE THE SMART CHOICE...TURN
> AROUND...DONT DROWN.
>
>
>
>


*claps*

Well done, sir.  Well done.

--
- Dean
"{BNB} is a little Net-Trollop.  He sluts his wrath all over the place."
- John
Boyd
"BNB is a lying buffoon. making up fairy tales about clown
applications..." -
KiwiRock

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