Re: retirement plan

["Mark Leuck" <m..leuck@xxxxxxxxx>]

But what would you have if you had invested in Exxon or Google?

"Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Retirement Planning
>
> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one
> Year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
>
> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
> Original $1000.00.
>
> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
> If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines
> Stock you would have $49.00 left.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer
> One year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for
> Aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment
> Advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
>
> It's called the 401-Keg Plan
>
>
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