OT: retirement plan

["Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Retirement Planning

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one
Year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
Original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines
Stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer
One year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for
Aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment
Advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan