Re: my daddy the dancer

["Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

I think RLB just went into a coma.

"Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> My Daddy the Dancer
>
> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
> for a living.
>
> All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
> salesman,
>
> doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
>
> However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet so when the
> teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
> dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other
> men and they put money in his underwear.
> Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy
> and stay with him all night for money."
>
> ...
>
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
> children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
> ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said,
> "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
> Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to
> say that in front of the other kids."
>
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