OT: my daddy the dancer

["Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

 My Daddy the Dancer

 One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
 for a living.

 All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
 salesman,

 doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

 However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet so when the
 teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
 dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other
 men and they put money in his underwear.
 Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy
 and stay with him all night for money."

...


 The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
 children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
 ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said,
 "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
 Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to
 say that in front of the other kids."