Sarasota

["Allan Waghalter" <awaghalter@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

.... and just a few blocks from Robert's house....

This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida...


An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her
shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her
voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"


The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like
mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags
into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken
that she could not get her key into the ignition.


She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why... For the same reason
she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs
of beer in the front seat! A few minutes later, she found her own car parked
four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove
to the police station to report her mistake.


The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed
to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car
jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet
tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges
were filed. If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable
one!